Dear Dr.s Wolfybottom and Nerd: Here is my problem. I hope you can help. The boy that sits next to me in class likes to take my pencils and chews on the paint. Then he returns them to me. EWWWW GROSS. How can I get him to stop? His spit smells like rotten cheese doodles and pee and I am totes grossed out. From Jilly May, Grandview, USA Dear Jilly May, We have an idea. Give him a potion that looks like paint that will make him stop. P.S. Put his favorite color in the potion. From, Dr. Nerd and Dr. Wolfybottom.